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My Asian Grandma

from Kolohe Kid by Ricecrackers

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My Asian grandma is just as Asian as your Asian grandma.
She’s only 4 foot 9 but she knows judo, and she’ll manhandle ya.
My Asian grandma will mess me up if I get a B.
Strange fashion sense but still a mother fucking P.I.M.P.

She hooks me up with Harvard graduates
She needs to makes sure I’ll have kids
She stuffs money down my shirt
She rubs on tiger balm when I get hurt

My Asian grandma is just as Asian as your Asian grandma.
She’s only 4 foot 9 but she knows judo, and she’ll manhandle ya.
My Asian grandma will mess me up if I get a B.
Strange fashion sense but still a mother fucking P.I.M.P.

She picks fish off the bone for me
She feeds me all the best kimchi
She makes me that bean purple rice
Always perming hair, red lipstick to look nice

My Asian grandma is just as Asian as your Asian grandma.
She’s only 4 foot 9 but she knows judo, and she’ll manhandle ya.
My Asian grandma will mess me up if I get a B.
Strange fashion sense but still a mother fucking P.I.M.P.

Never says I love you, but you know she does
She give you Benjamin’s, just because
Never throws anything away

"Don’t waste anything, it might be useful some day"

My Asian grandma is just as Asian as your Asian grandma.
She’s only 4 foot 9 but she knows judo, and she’ll manhandle ya.
My Asian grandma will mess me up if I get a B.
Strange fashion sense but still a mother fucking P.I.M.P.

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from Kolohe Kid, released June 19, 2015

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